[He could get into all the reasons why that's not true for him, but that sounds absolutely hellish. Explain? That he hates being a minor celebrity sometimes? No, then he'd just sound ungrateful and childish. Also he's pretty sure he's not allowed to explain part of his punishment, in addition to having to do his senior year in Japan, is pretending like nothing is wrong on social media. And also doing a lot of free publicity, like this.]

Influencer life. [He makes a finger heart.] I'm supposed to go to a movie premiere tonight, and I think I have some kind of festival I'm scheduled at tomorrow.

[Thrilling. He actually doesn't even know what movie is premiering, he just knows he was told that it was either the movie premiere or find a date to take to some new restaurant and the movie seemed like the lesser of two evils.]

It's all just work to me.