So I had a brain flash this morning: Lisa swings by Promised Morning to check on the twins after school, finds them in a fight (!?!?!), peels them off, then if the kid breathes a word about them having to be saved by a girl/their sister/etc., she goes full vengeful onee-san mode? The intent will be that it pings her bullying trigger, but between her and them and you and I, we all know that's. Not the whole story.

Alternately I'm still good for a reporter to run into the lot of them and one or more of them to snap?