"Heh, shoplifting is for middle school brats. I'm the king of the delinquents, so I did something even more despicable..." Ango leans in conspiratorially, lowering his voice to a theatrical whisper. "You see that community association table full of free snacks over there, where it says 'please take one per child?' I took one of everything. And then I went back through the line five more times. I think they were starting to catch on after the third time, so I put on a hat."

Ango tosses a can of beer to Misfire (those he actually had shoplifted) and laughs. "Eat up! We've got a lot of evidence to hide before those community association grannies report us to the park police."